How I met your mother?

1. Don't hate the player, hate the game
2. Nothing good happens after 2 am
3. Anything sounds impressive when it is said with the right attitude
4. A girl is allowed to be crazy as long as she was equally hot



5. I was so inspired with the word "lawyered" from how i met your mother series so i came up with my own original profession of lies:


architectured - to draw a lie
accounted - a lie that will always be remembered
advertised - a lie that is formed by group of liars
consulted - to consult a lie to a professional liar
copywrited - a copy cat lie
engineered - to make a lie
lawyered - a lie that becomes legal (from barney stinson)
labored - a lie that is really hard to create (sweaty lies)
mastered - professional liar
psychologized - a reverse statement to form a lie
nursed - to heal a lie (patch)
surgeoned - a lie so painful that one needs surgery